TGIM....that's not right

Happy Happy Monday! It's close to the end of the day. This is the only reason I would ever say Happy Monday. There is nothing happy about Mondays. Especially Mondays filled with quote requests from tiny baby 21 year old brides who have no idea what they are looking for. I can't tell you how much I love hearing things like this:
"did you see that one episode of Platinum weddings? I want that, but better"
Most people might not understand a request like that. A large number of weddings on the show PLATINUM WEDDINGS are valued at over $500,000.00! People throwing enormous sums of money around like it's confetti. Don't get me wrong I love to watch this program and yell at the TV screen. I can't help feeling sick to be somewhat attached to this industry. Luckily I live in a part of the United States where being "Green & Thrifty" is chic!
Two weddings I've been attacking for the past few months fit the Green & Thrifty mold, but today I came across a bride that was all kinds of confused. That's what this show does to the clueless. Shiny, glittery things go in and what comes out is indescribable! I imagine her wedding will look something like this:



This balloon arch is a perfect way to embellish any cake table....





Luckily the guests were so distracted by our brides dress (boobs)....they missed Cinderella's helium filled town car.

All joking aside....I'm a nice person. I'm just tired of convincing these brides that they probably don't want Ruched Silver Lame runners with fake hot pink gerbera daisies, encrusted in swarovski crystals. I'm pretty sure I've lost all readers...


One final Happy note!
My handsome boyfriend and I FINALLY went to the Grilled Cheese Grill on Alberta yesterday. We've been talking about going for the past six months. Oh man was it good. I was way to scared to get what they call "THE CHEESUS BURGER" Luckily Kim has bigger balls then me. Instead of buns it's surrounded by two grilled cheese sandwiches. Hello heart attack. I think it's a perfect way to soak up beers from the night before. Just as long as you're able to nap the afternoon away. Gotta love the carts!


http://www.grilledcheesegrill.com/

How do I begin....


I'm going to begin my new blog by saying I love a lot of things that most people don't. Most people being dudes. Mostly my boyfriend Kim. You'll learn a lot about him on this little design adventure we're about to take. Although Kim may not be titillated by the transformation of a vintage ashtray into a lovely succulent planter, I am! And I'm hoping there are LOTS of people out there that feel the same way. So this is my way of not letting my evil teacher boyfriend oppress my creative juices! For those of you that find my interests, not so interesting. You may find some enjoyment from these well written masterpieces, here http://birdunderrocks.blogspot.com, here http://angieisstupid.blogspot.com and finally here http://cakegelatinwine.tumblr.com.



Enjoy!